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my name is chloe | 18 | art tag: ruffgem art
unpopular opinion, scarlet witch is the least interesting hero in the mcu and it’s entirely because a.) Elizabeth Olsen is an awful actress and b.) avengers: age of ultron, where she was introduced, is a GODawful movie. Which is a shame bc scarlet witch is actually a cool character in the comics. Also fuck Scarlett Johansson for ruining black widow
friend: hey wanna hang out?
me: sure
friend: can i invite some other people too?
me:
friend: hey wanna hang out?
me:
friend:
me:
When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it
max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them
I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph
I’m the one who said you left ya jacket in my car
This is a group of friends who know youre dating a bad dude so are willing to drop everything and lie if it means protecting you, not remotely “oh haha its because u cheatin”
And clearly they’re not far off the mark if he’s going through her phone and doing these kinds of “tests” to uncover and instigate shit
